..but dull he is not

Yesterday Alex received a card from a preschool girl who says that she is his girlfriend.  Alex is already a ladies man, and he loves when we talk about girls (and more specifically his girl friends).  So I started teasing him that Brooke wasn't his girlfriend because I was his girlfriend and he was mine all mine (with all the appropriate cuddles and kisses being given as I was saying this).  Alex told me that I couldn't be his girlfriend, and I asked him "why not"?  I was expecting any number or responses from him; "Because you are my mom", "Because you're too old", etc. 

Alex said, "Because you are clearly a loser."

I laughed so hard that I didn't even reprimand him for being fresh.  Wonder where he heard that one...